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Wicked Spooky - Wicked Uncle
Wicked Spooky - Wicked Uncle
- Author: Wicked Uncle
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Story by Bertie Read by Natasha Proofread by Jana Elizabeth Owing to a bit of disorganisation, Bertie slept through Halloween this year, despite all ghostly moans and growns, and the fireworks going off everywhere. And so this year’s spooky story...
Uncle Jeff Gets into Trouble - Wicked Uncle
Uncle Jeff Gets into Trouble - Wicked Uncle
- Author: Wicked Uncle
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Here's the first of four deserving winners in our Wicked Uncle Writing Competition, sponsored by Wicked Uncle - the online toyshop where you can find fun, unusual, and interesting presents. One winning entry will receive a grand prize of a £50 gift...
Wicked Uncle’s Lost Dog - Wicked Uncle
Wicked Uncle’s Lost Dog - Wicked Uncle
- Author: Wicked Uncle
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Wicked Uncle’s Lost Dog - Story by Bertie. Read by Richard. Proofread & Audio edited by Jana Elizabeth. When Jemima was old enough to walk to the shops on her own, Dad bought her a phone. It was her most prized possession. She could text her...
The Wicked, Wicked Polar Bear - All Stories
The Wicked, Wicked Polar Bear - All Stories
- Author: All Stories
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Here is the third winning entry in our Wicked Uncle writing competition. We thought that Alysa set up her story well with the family suffering from the heat and then going somewhere really cold. We also thought she dreamed up a great and dangerous...
The Wicked Uncle’s Surprise - All Stories
The Wicked Uncle’s Surprise - All Stories
- Author: All Stories
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Here is the second winning entry in our writing competition sponsored by Wicked Uncle, the amazing online toy and gift shop. In this story, Anika casts Uncle Jeff in hero mode but there is a surprise in store for him. Hello, This is Richard, And...
Wicked Uncle’s April Fool Mystery - Wicked Uncle
Wicked Uncle’s April Fool Mystery - Wicked Uncle
- Author: Wicked Uncle
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Dedicated to Rose and Cassia Story and illustration by Bertie. Read by Richard. Proofed and audio edited by Jana Elizabeth. Can you solve the April Fool Mystery? Give us your answer in the comments. Update To hear the solution to this mystery,...
Wicked Uncle and the Smuggled Cat - Wicked Uncle
Wicked Uncle and the Smuggled Cat - Wicked Uncle
- Author: Wicked Uncle
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Story by Bertie. Read by Richard. Proofread & audio edited by Jana Elizabeth. Duration 23 mins & 40 Our Wicked Uncle stories are a tribute to our friends at Wicked Uncle the world's greatest online toy shop. Hello, this is Richard, and I’m...
Uncle Jeff and the Switching Disaster - Wicked Uncle
Uncle Jeff and the Switching Disaster - Wicked Uncle
- Author: Wicked Uncle
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
At Last, the winning entry in our Wicked Uncle Writing Competition. We loved Cliodhna's story because it is packed with inventive ideas. She obviously has a huge imagination. A big thanks to Wicked Uncle - the amazing only gift shop - who will be...
Wicked Uncle and the Trolley Rage - Wicked Uncle
Wicked Uncle and the Trolley Rage - Wicked Uncle
- Author: Wicked Uncle
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Wicked Uncle and the Trolley Rage Dedicated to Naomi, and her family from Monterey, California, USA. Written by Bertie. Read by Richard Scott. Mrs.Wilson read by Jana. Proofed, edited & inspired by Jana Elizabeth. Mum was at the supermarket...
Wicked Uncle and the Scottish Shark - Wicked Uncle
Wicked Uncle and the Scottish Shark - Wicked Uncle
- Author: Wicked Uncle
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Listen right to the end of the story for the April Fool catch up. Wicked Uncle and the Scottish Shark Dedicated to Aurelio and Serafina Story & illustration by Bertie. Read by Richard. Voice of Jessica & singing by Jana. Guitar music by...
Wicked Uncle and Grandma’s Skip - All Stories
Wicked Uncle and Grandma’s Skip - All Stories
- Author: All Stories
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Dad (Nigel) and the Kids go on Holiday to the Red Sea. Back home, cousin Jenny has come to stay with Grandma. Dad's holiday relaxation soon disappears into the African Sky. Wicked Uncle & Grandma’s Skip Read by Richard. Jenny read by Jana....
The Spy Who Never Was Part 2 - Wicked Uncle
The Spy Who Never Was Part 2 - Wicked Uncle
- Author: Wicked Uncle
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
The Spy Who Never Was Part 2 A Wicked Uncle story for Storynory. Story by Bertie. Read by Richard. Jemima & Russian official by Jana. Hello, This is Richard and I’m back with the second part of our story, The Spy Who Never Was. If you heard the...
The Spy Who Never Was - Wicked Uncle
The Spy Who Never Was - Wicked Uncle
- Author: Wicked Uncle
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Wicked Uncle's - The Spy Who Never Was. Story and picture by Bertie. Read by Richard. Jemima & Mum by Jana. Dedicated to Henry in New York. The idea for this story was inspired by Richard's own electric Skateboard - and you can see him riding...
Lapis the Egyptian Cat - Lapis
Lapis the Egyptian Cat - Lapis
- Author: Lapis
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Written by Bertie Read by Natasha Introducing a new catty character who purrs to us down the ages Hello, This is Natasha Since we have not met before, I had better introduce myself properly. My name is Lapis, like the blue stone. That’s because my...
Wicked Uncle’s School Days - Wicked Uncle
Wicked Uncle’s School Days - Wicked Uncle
- Author: Wicked Uncle
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Wicked Uncle’s Schooldays Dedicated to Freya and Esther who support us on Patreon. Read by Richard. Audio edited by Jana. Story by Bertie. And in case you are listening across the Pond, we should translate one word for you. If you put gasoline into...
Lapis and the Stolen Statue Part 1 - Lapis
Lapis and the Stolen Statue Part 1 - Lapis
- Author: Lapis
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Dedicated to Neve Niobe and Coltrane It was morning. The sun was creeping into the bedroom. I briefly opened my eyes to gaze at the rosy sky through the window. It was the same as yesterday, and the day before, and the day before. Nothing to report...
Lapis: Sister Friends - Lapis
Lapis: Sister Friends - Lapis
- Author: Lapis
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Continuing the story of Lapis, the Egyptian cat. Dedicated to Eleanor aka Ella and her parents Katesy and Andy. Read by Natasha Written, produced and illustrated by Bertie If there is one thing you can say about me with absolute certainty, it is...
Lapis and the Ghost Cats Part 1. - Lapis
Lapis and the Ghost Cats Part 1. - Lapis
- Author: Lapis
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Lapis and the ghost cats Part 1 Dedicated to Ivy from Texas Read by Natasha Written by Bertie Music and sound fx by Bertie Available on YouTube. Lapis, the ancient Egyptian cat, returns in this spooky two-part adventure We cats have our hates. We...
Lapis and the Stolen Statue Part Two - Lapis
Lapis and the Stolen Statue Part Two - Lapis
- Author: Lapis
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Dedicated to Maya and Liam Read by Natasha Written Bertie Illustration by MasaMima / Shutterstock Part One is here. Only fish, fools, and crocodiles swim in the river Nile. Well I have seen dogs dip in the blue swirly waters, but they count as...
Astropup Returns - Astropup
Astropup Returns - Astropup
- Author: Astropup
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Quite a while ago, we heard from a dog called Astropup who told us about his adventures in space with a clever Parrot and a treasonous cat. The years have gone by, and Astropup has been continuing to have adventures. Now he returns to recount some...
Lapis and the Ghost Cats Part 2 - Lapis
Lapis and the Ghost Cats Part 2 - Lapis
- Author: Lapis
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Dedicated to Marie in California who supports us via Patreon Written, illustrated, produced by Bertie Narrated by Natasha A scarier story than usual - our feline friends travel to the Land of the Dead to solve the mystery of the Ghost Cats who are...
Astropup and the Parrot Who Betrayed The World - Astropup
Astropup and the Parrot Who Betrayed The World - Astropup
- Author: Astropup
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Download the audio (Click to Play, Right Click to Save As) It’s been a while since we’ve heard from our space-travelling canine character, Astropup. He returns in this two part adventure in which we discover what happened to his comrade, the Parrot...
Astropup and the Ship of Birds - Astropup
Astropup and the Ship of Birds - Astropup
- Author: Astropup
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
When we last left Astropup, he was flying into the mouth of a giant spaceship shaped like a bird (see Astropup for Freedom). At the centre of the spaceship is a giant tree holding up the nests and families of thousands upon thousands of highly...
Astropup for Freedom - Astropup
Astropup for Freedom - Astropup
- Author: Astropup
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Download the audio: Click to Play, Right Click Save AS to Download Since Astropup last went into space, he has started to think big thoughts about the Universe. Now he is torn between the love of his owner, Jenny, and his thirst for space...
Astropup and the Key to the Universe - Astropup
Astropup and the Key to the Universe - Astropup
- Author: Astropup
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Download the audio (Right Click, Save As) Click Pictures to Enlarge On a routine mission to the moon, Astropup finds the Moon Dog who hands him the key to the Universe. Our hero’s first instinct is to share the key with his human masters. His...
Astropup and the Invasion of the Bird Brains - Astropup
Astropup and the Invasion of the Bird Brains - Astropup
- Author: Astropup
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Astropup promised us a follow-up to the previous story and here it is. It’s his most spectacular adventure yet. Listen and learn how the Major Parrot saved the world from a brainwave attack by a fleet of alien birds. Story by Bertie. Read by...
Astropup and the Wreck of the Hesperus - Astropup
Astropup and the Wreck of the Hesperus - Astropup
- Author: Astropup
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Standby for action and adventure, in this first episode of an Astropup mini-series. Our space travelling hero is sent with his comrade, the Parrot, to investigate a wrecked spaceship. Unfortunately, ferocious space sharks are in the area. What a...
Astropup and the Revenge of the Parrot - Astropup
Astropup and the Revenge of the Parrot - Astropup
- Author: Astropup
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Revenge, they say, is a dish best eaten cold. The Parrot Major in the Space Force has been biding his time, waiting for his moment to hit back at the cat people. His opportunity comes when an extraordinary volcano erupts on the dark side of the...
Astropup and the Day of the Cat - Astropup
Astropup and the Day of the Cat - Astropup
- Author: Astropup
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Have you ever seen a parrot in a panic? In this Astropup adventure, the Parrot Major is flapping and fluttering when he learns that a team of ninja cat commandos are plotting to kill him. He suspects the whole world is out to get him. He is not even...
Astropup and the Good Cat - Astropup
Astropup and the Good Cat - Astropup
- Author: Astropup
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
The previous episode, Astropup and the planet of the pirates, ended with Astropup's friend the Parrot being kidnapped by cat people. They ordered Astropup to hand over the diamond from HMS Hesperus. The Parrot screeched: "Don't give them the...
Astropup and the Planet of the Pirates - Astropup
Astropup and the Planet of the Pirates - Astropup
- Author: Astropup
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Astropup and his friend the Parrot have a huge diamond which they found in the Wreck of the Hesperus. Instead of returning it to Space Central on Earth, they are heading for the Planet of the Pirates where they intend to sell it and make their...
Professor Astropup - Astropup
Professor Astropup - Astropup
- Author: Astropup
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
This is the story of the greatest leak of classified space secrets that the world has ever seen. Now the truth can be told about the threat from the cat people and alien birds. The revelations are all down to the courage of one Parrot. Some people...
Astropup: Prisoner of the Cats - Astropup
Astropup: Prisoner of the Cats - Astropup
- Author: Astropup
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Is it ever a compliment to be called 'stupid'? Apparently, if you are a dog, it can be. Listen to Astropup to hear how. We finish our recent run of Astropup stories that began with The Wreck of the Hesperus. But don't worry Astropup fans, because he...
Astropup and the Man with a Laser Gun - Astropup
Astropup and the Man with a Laser Gun - Astropup
- Author: Astropup
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
As we heard in Astropup and the Good Cat, Astropup has joined up with a cat on the Planet of the Pirates. They hope that a certain man with a laser gun can help rescue the Parrot from the clutches of the cat pirates. Story by Bertie. Read by...
Astropup the Hero - Astropup
Astropup the Hero - Astropup
- Author: Astropup
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Astropup returns! His friend, the Parrot, has been elected President of the World. Could power and success inflate his bird brain? And we hear from another character who quietly went missing a few episodes back. Story by Bertie. Read by Richard....
The Parrot for President - Astropup
The Parrot for President - Astropup
- Author: Astropup
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Not only can the Parrot speak, but he is a great orator too. His political career has lift-off! He is standing in the first ever election for World President, and is in second place in the opinion polls. The front-runner is a mysterious pop singer...
Astropup And The Space Hounds’ Chief - Astropup
Astropup And The Space Hounds’ Chief - Astropup
- Author: Astropup
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
The Parrot is now World President. He has sent Astropup and Marlow on a mission into space to capture a cat person. They have been hijacked by a space hound with six legs. They are now hurtling towards the Planet of the Baskervilles to meet the...
Astropup’s New Comrade - Astropup
Astropup’s New Comrade - Astropup
- Author: Astropup
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
The newly elected President of the World (a megalomaniac Parrot) sends Astropup and Marlow on a mission to capture a cat person. It's the first time our hero, a space travelling dog, has had a human for a companion. They have a cunning plan, but...
Astropup: Which Parrot? - Astropup
Astropup: Which Parrot? - Astropup
- Author: Astropup
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Are two Parrots better than one? Or is there only room in the Universe for one megalomaniac feather brain? We continue the mini-saga of the two Parrots. Story by Bertie. Read by Richard Scott. Proofread by Jana Elizabeth When the President of the...
Astropup and the Two Parrots - Astropup
Astropup and the Two Parrots - Astropup
- Author: Astropup
- Genre: Legends & Fairy Tales
Astropup and Marlow were sent on a mission to capture a cat person. They themselves were taken prisoner by a six limbed space hound. It turns out that the leader of the space hounds is a parrot, just like the Parrot who is President of the World. In...
